Newly launched, “luxury” underwear line titled DIRTY WILLY UNDERWEAR by Willy Chavviara consists exclusively of underwear made to look filthy dirty!
Meticulously added to boxer briefs and tank tops by hand, the clothes feature highly realistic imitation sweat and pee stains as well as being ridden with holes.
Did someone say *ridden holes*!? Take our money.
Willy is really capitalizing on the the old saying: “If I had a dollar for every time someone offered to pay 500 dollars for a pair of piss-stained underpants, I’d be rich!” -and why shouldn’t they!?
After all, we live in an exspensive dystopian Hellscape, so this is #onbrand! And you better believe that all of the rich, NYC party sluts are gonna scoop this shit right up! They know their market.
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Well .. first, do men and athletes still wear jock straps? Second, why spend all of that money? Just don’t wash your underwear, take some scissors to them … and voila!
Hard pass………this looks like the underwear worn by 80 something straight guys in my health club locker room…….very foul and not in a good way…..
Shocking!