The pics of the models on the next cycle of ANTM came out a couple weeks ago. I’m a bit slow on the uptake for this one.
The show premieres on February 20th. I can’t wait to sit in front of the TV to yell at the plus-sized girl: “You’re only on the show so Tyra can make herself look progressive! You’ll never win!” But it will sound a bit more like “Gra onaou anoign aoidoni….” cause my mouth will be stuffed with pork rinds dipped in sour cream.
Here are some other things that I usually shout at least 4 times per cycle:
“I’d push my own mother down the stairs to have Janice back. At least we still have Ms. Jay”
“She looks like she’s a 50-year-old tranny from the Sears catalog!”
“Jay Manuel should never art direct another shoot in his life.”
I’m gonna miss Heather, though. She should have won last cycle over Rihanna 2. Asperger’s 4EVA!
See all the girls HERE.
Take a look at my pick for the win after the jump.