Because penis has the word sin in it spelled backwards, Christians are advised to avoid the term and use alternative phrases to describe a man’s twaddle stick. Or master dangle. Or love lure. Or squirt dart. Or (my favorite) beefy apple-johnny. Watch to find out which other peen replacements are bible-approved.
(via Joe.My.God.)
well, say it is Spanish: pene, verga, pinga, pichula, pincho: neither the word “sin” nor its translation “pecado” are included in that varied vocabulary. Also: polla in Spain.
How about just plain coooooooock!