Dolly Parton had to cancel her upcoming tour on doctor’s orders. Apparently her boobies are making her back hurt and she has been ordered to stay in bed for up to two months.
Dolly had this to say:
Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems.
she could easily go down a size or two and still have stunning breasts. why she carries around those two bowling balls is beyond me.