!! OMG, Don’t Go: Oprah Winfrey Quits !!

Noooo! I’m sure you’ve heard the news by now that Her Royal O-ness, Ms. Oprah Winfrey, is abandoning us! By which I mean, she’s leaving her syndicated talk show (in 2011) for the greener pastures of her own television network– which will, of course, be called OWN. Because what is Oprah about more than consumption, wealth and OWNING things?
Don’t leave us, Oprah! Without your show I will have no one to lull me to sleep during my daily 4pm nap!

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3 Comments on "OMG, Don’t Go: Oprah Winfrey Quits"

  1. lol seems alot of people are happy to see Orpah leave. Ellen is just like Oprah, and I think has alot more to her show. I haven’t seen Oprah in the news for years, however I see Ellen all the time.

  2. I have but one word to say about the Oprah’s impending ‘retirement’ and that is: FINALLY! For 25 years we will have had to listen to her and her guests whining, crying and complaining about something all the while she is raking in her billions. Now if we can can just get that other show, that proves that Mad Cow disease is alive in America – The View, off the air we will be a better country. Oprah has the female version of Obama’s issue-the messiah complex. Good riddance!

  3. Oh noez! They were right about 2012! The Mayans knew!

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