Daniel Bedard, 36, jumped the fence surrounding Celine Dion‘s Montreal home yesterday, entering the house via the garage, raiding the fridge, and drawing himself a nice warm bath. Police responded to the tripped alarm system and found the man coming down the stairs asking, “Hey, guys what are you doing here?” Their response: “What are you doing here?” The police then placed him under arrest. And, no, Celine and Rrrrrrene were not at home.
(via Huff Po)
That has to be the slowest response time to an alarm I’ve heard of. Eating, bathing, and ready to leave, come on guys, put down the donuts.