!! OMG, excuse me: Anteater Drinking Juice !!

Um…why didn’t anyone let me know that we’re allowed to have anteaters as pets? My whole world is upside down right now. Maybe it has something to do with my foreskin envy but I need to have this aminal in my house now! I would call him Princess Tickle-Tongue and we would go on picnics together. I would dress him up and put him in a baby carriage and get money from the government for being a single parent to a claw-handed long-faced furry-mute baby.

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3 Comments on "OMG, excuse me: Anteater Drinking Juice"

  1. The video said “Anteater drinking wine”, not juice… Somehow I think it’s animal abuse to give them alcohol — I guess I just don’t have a sense of humor today.

  2. Sorry M, but I’d think the last thing a cut guy would want is more surgery on his dick. If a guy has foreskin envy badly enough to do something about it, he should do a web search for foreskin restoration and read up on non-surgical methods that are said to have better results than surgery. The biggest challenge with restoring is having the patience — it can take years to get full results. But if its something one wants, think of it like the effort of learning a language; it may take years to get good results, but you’ll be the same age at the end of that time whether or not you make the effort.
    As to the video, I hadn’t realized the anteater was such a homely looking animal. I’ve never seen a foreskin that looked like that snout either, thank goodness.

  3. Haha foreskin envy. You know Graydon if you aren’t one of the lucky ones (including myself) that are uncut you could have the surgery done to get some put on 😛

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