From Starz’ ‘Fart-i-puss, Whore of the BAM!’ ‘Spartacus, War of the Damned’, we are getting all kinds of historical cured meats and such, which teach us about histories and such the like and tell us all about things that happened, and who was naked when, and who showed their ass and then who’s dongle was out…historically speaking…obviously.
A long long time ago, somewhere-or-other, Tiberius Licinius Crassus [Christian Antidormi] showed us his NSFW CRASSUS…then his father Marcus Licinius Crassus [Simon Merrells] showed everyone who’s the daddy and plopped his historical meat-shoot out…just to show he’s still got it!