!! OMG gossip: Glow-in-the-dark Michael !!

Michael Jackson‘s skin glows in the dark [hollywood rag]
Joe Jonas ventures into Britney’s “virgin slut” territory with a sexy wet t-shirt photoshoot for InStyle [socialite life]
OMG Tori Amos tour dates! [popbytes]
Robert Pattinson has turned 23, but better keep the sunscreen on. He’s already looking a little old. [yeeeah]
Lindsay Lohan will be appearing in a new movie after all this time. [wimb]
Are you attracted to Zac Efron? There might be more underlying reasons than his general hotness. [reluctant whore]
OMG the American version of Absolutely Fabulous is canned! Thank goodness. [dlisted]
Relax, Madonna and Jesus Luz are only getting KABBALAH married [l.a. rag mag]
OMG Roxette is reuniting following Marie Frederiksson‘s miraculous brain tumor recovery! [idolator]
Tuesday is discharge day for lesbian soldier Sandy Tsao who received a personal letter from President Obama promising to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Was it a handwritten empty promise? [glaad]
OMG new wearable Walkman! [oh la la]
NH Governor Jim Lynch will sign gay marriage bill [towleroad]
OMG crazy Waffle House waitress shoots customer for throwing a waffle at her! [tabloid prodigy]
Jazz lovers: Go see Uri Caine perform on June 4 in New York and benefit The Center for HIV Law and Policy [buy tickets]