Matt Dillon wants to play gay [towleroad]
Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna have not broken up [lainey]
Gabourey Sidibe will host SNL on April 24 [popeater]
Can you count all the celebrity April Fool’s pranks today? [popsugar]
OMG who pooped on the floor at London’s Daily Mail newspaper? [dlisted]
Tiger Woods paid mistress $10 million to keep quiet [superficial]
The Lindsay Lohan deathwatch is back on [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Jennifer Hudson is the new face of Weight Watchers [betty]
OMG Anna Paquin is bisexual! [l.a. rag mag]
Meet Ricky Martin‘s sexy boyfriend [tabloid prodigy]
OMG 50 most depressed Easter Bunnies! [bwe]
Cheyenne Jackson interviewed in Toronto’s Fab Magazine [oh la la]
OMG Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel got married! And there are photos! [pitnb]
Sandra Bullock has come out of hiding… In a giant hat that obscures her face [allie]
Dannii Minogue still looks young and radiant [yeeeah]
Justin Timberlake and Jamie Foxx will play 1-on-1 [socialite life]
Con Edison is still stealing from New Yorkers [kenneth]
OMG it’s the Karate Chimp! [uncoached]
Matt Dillon wants to play gay… or maybe even try being gay? Hey, I’ll be more than glad to teach him!
He’s still way freekin’ hot even after all these years!