OMG Victoria’s Beckham‘s boobs have undergone a miraculous shrinkage! [dlisted]
Cristiano Ronaldo pops a boner during a massage [cityrag]
Lindsay Lohan catches Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel at a club and Twitters about it! [gabby babble]
OMG Marc Jacobs wedding date speculation! [towleroad]
Michelle Pfeiffer is old and fabulous [i’m not obsessed]
Britney Spears sometimes forgets she’s famous [hollywood rag]
And is Britney getting married again?? [popbytes]
Sacha Baron Cohen shows off his treasure trail at the London premiere of Bruno [socialite life]
Taylor Swift and T-Pain perform “Thug Story” for the CMT Music Video Awards [yeeeah]
Chace Crawford is oh so eligible [l.a. rag mag]
Eva Mendes wants to get in Jamie Dornan‘s pants in a new ad for CK Jeans [oh la la]
OMG drag queen domestic violence! [wow report]
Christian’s got a boner? A little wishful thinking, I’m sure.