Ryan Phillippe does Men’s Health, and his abs could give you a paper cut [dlisted]
Kelly Rowland got in a fight with the Qantas flight attendants [popeater]
OMG porn parody of True Blood! You knew it was coming. [towleroad]
American Idol wants Paula Abdul back on board [socialite life]
OMG Cristiano Ronaldo has a big peen and is good in bed. Says this lady. [tabloid prodigy]
Did Larry King and his wife really “punch” each other? [superficial]
Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s hair is mysteriously longer [betty]
Lindsay Lohan is “too busy” for court [allie]
OMG Real Housewives paper dolls! [poto]
Sign language interpreter for Lady GaGa is signing his way to pop stardom [kenneth]
Did Kate Hudson get little breast implants? [gone hollywood]
OMG new Hanson video! Yes, really. [bwe]
Ethan Hawke picks his nose [hollywood rag]
Catherine Zeta-Jones gets naked for Allure [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
OMG who is Madonna‘s Glee crush? [l.a. rag mag]
A volcano eruption in Iceland grounded planes all over Europe [oh la la]
Reason #1 why not to befriend people with babies on Facebook [yep yep]
Yummy! What else is to say?
That Ryan Phillipe picture looks totally photo-shopped, and badly at that. Head looks like it’s not even attached to the torso.