What might it feel like to have sexy vampire Edward Cullen wrap his lips around your you-know-what? Perhaps something vaguely like this… [dlisted]
Imogen Heap releases the most unusual Michael Jackson cover of the year! [popeater]
Gerard Butler bulges in sweatpants [l.a. rag mag]
Director Paul Haggis walks away from Scientology after 35 years [gone hollywood]
OMG he sings: Cristiano Ronaldo [oh la la]
Adam Lambert has chosen the most obvious Halloween costume ever [towleroad]
Miley Cyrus‘s nine-year-old sister Noah loves to dress like a hooker [yeeeah]
London fashion designers love their trannie bondage references. Still. [jak & jil]
Army secretary John McHugh announces his support for ending Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell [queerty]
Two for One: See Amy Winehouse‘s new boob job and her nipple [icydk, NSFW]
OMG something is living in Fergie‘s hair! [hollywood rag]
Ed Westwick shows off a new haircut and a furry chest [socialite life]
Charlize Theron gets her same-sex kiss on for charity [superior]
Susan Sarandon encouraged daughter Eva Amurri to get naked for Californication [blemish]
OMG it’s the Palm Beach Suga’ Daddy Ken doll! [kenneth]
OMG are those human hands or… ? [uncoached]
ummm yeah. thats it. right.
xo
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