While the world goes to shit and ice caps melt, mines collapse, and a large group of Nigerian girls go missing, what better place to direct our attention than at Solange‘s smackdown on Jay-Z!
Yes, the ultimate distraction (this week) from “real world” issues has finally released a statement to clear up any rumours around what may have happened in The Standard Hotel’s elevator.
“As a result of the public release of the elevator security footage from Monday, May 5th, there has been a great deal of speculation about what triggered the unfortunate incident. But the most important thing is that our family has worked through it. Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family.
The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behaviour throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we’re no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We’ve put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same.”
The reports that she displayed erratic behaviour throughout the evening are FALSE! Amazing! F*ck it! I’ll sip on that Kool-Aid of delusion. Why not!?
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