!! OMG, he’s almost “fruitbowling”: Darren McMullen !!

I don’t know who this dude is, but those of you in Australia will recognize him as an MTV personality. Apparently he felt saucy on a red carpet so the Scottish-born flasher lifted his kilt and showed the photographers his backside and a bit of his bits.
For those of you wondering, fruitbowling is when you moon someone but before you pull your pants down you push your weiner through your legs and then close your legs again so it looks like your banana and apricots are cupped in a little bowl under your butt. It’s kind of like that scene from Silence of the Lambs, but from the other side.
Anyway, see the rest of the NSFW photos after the jump.

He looks like a total douche, but naked is naked, right?

» share:

7 Comments on "OMG, he’s almost “fruitbowling”: Darren McMullen"


  2. Cute in a slimy sorta way. But I’m slightly partial to Scots, especially if the kilt-wearing kind.
    For a young guy, that ass is sorta flat though.

  3. *total* douche

  4. Nice ass, not sure about his junk though.

  5. oh, he’s just fine…keep on moonballing or whatever it is…

  6. Yeah very nice, i’m not complaining.
    Looks like a typical straight guy.

  7. Lol, he does look like a douche!
    He has a very nice bum though.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published.


This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.