Like any good homosexual, I just back from an elaborate five-hour brunch (thanks Zack!) only to discover my inbox full with the news that the Levi Johnston Playgirl pictures have leaked. THANK GOD! Maybe now we will never have to hear about this person again. (Although considering what a famewhore he is, Mr. Johnston and his bodyguard/publicist Tank Jones will find some way to keep tormenting us.)
Anyway, as expected, Levi coyly conceals his Alaskan salmon-bait. That’s right, guys: NO D. The only surprise here is that disturbing discovery that he shaves his pubes. PUKE!
Get a load of Levi’s butt, bare chest and stubbly crotch after the jump! Not safe for work! Via Oh No They Didn’t.
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