It takes truly ambitious people to translate the entire Holy Bible into “kitty pidgin,” the language of LOLcats. May they continue to follow the path to righteousness. Here are some samples.
Genesis 1:
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
And of course, Shirley Phelps Roper’s favorite, Leviticus 18:
22 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh mens. (hehe)
(via Cute Overload)
aargh. stop mentioning that vampire SPR. All those cult-freaks want is publicity, and you’re giving it to them. You know it gives her shower-nozzle-masturbation-material every time her name appears in a gay blog. Seriously, Stop feeding the troll.