!! OMG How Disgusting/Hot: Dirty-Talking Republicans !!

There’s something kind of sexy about dirty-talking Republicans, no matter how old and gross they are. It’s just so taboo, right? Perhaps even the sweetest taboo?! Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far. But anyway.
Sweetest or not, today is a great day, because California Republican assemblyman Michael D. Duvall has been caught giving the play-by-play on his sexual conquests into a hot mic in the California Legislature. Apparently Duvall has been getting down with a naughty 36-year-old lobbyist (with unusual taste in undies?) and can’t stop bragging about it! It’s all on tape:

“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”

“So, I am 
getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes,
 ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad 

It’s so European! Except much more trashy and depressing! And it goes on.
Assemblyman Duvall is obviously an outspoken crusader against gay marriage and a staunch advocate of so-called family values. I suppose spankings are a kind of family value, so maybe it all makes sense.
The above video features the audio of some of Duvall’s steamy exchange. Keep your hands out of your pants, boys! I know it’s erotic, but I’m sure you have work you should be doing.
P.S., It’s off the subject but KCAL 9’s intrepid investigative reporter in the above video deserves a whole post of his own. Give this man a newsmagazine show!
(Quotes from The OC Weekly via Gawker)
UPDATE: After being stripped of his committee posts, Duvall has resigned from his position.

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2 Comments on "OMG How Disgusting/Hot: Dirty-Talking Republicans"

  1. “Family Values” California state assemblyman representing Orange County, Republican Michael D. Duvall, resigns for apparently not cheating on his wife. Well you have to take his word for it, or maybe believe that hypocrisy has been bred in. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”. He is just another name that can be added to the list of Republican 2009 summer of love: Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), SC Board of Ed Chair, Kristin Maguire.

  2. He just resigned. Snap.

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