!! OMG, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Who cares because…ICE-CREAM! !!


How much ice-cream would a woodchuck munch
If a woodchuck could munch tastey creamy treats?
He would eat, he would, as much as he could,
And lick as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could gobble up icecream.
This woodchuck would not chuck wood, he would -however- chuck vanilla flavoured ice-cream cones though, his rotary waffle nibbling technique is marvellous, he doesn’t even squidge a dollop on the floor or anything like that, just neat and tidy and methodically munch-nibbles his cone-shaped dairy treatsicle.
[via papermag]

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1 Comment on "OMG, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Who cares because…ICE-CREAM!"

  1. Soooooooooooooooo cute

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