Jessica Simpson‘s precious little dog Daisy almost got some extreme radiation therapy at the airport when Jessica nearly put her through the x-ray machine. I’ll give Jessica the benefit of the doubt and assume she was about to miss her flight or something and was flustered, but maybe, just maybe, she really is that dumb. (via Egotastic)
OMG, how wonky: Jessica Simpson
She’s gone from looking vampiric to just plain dead to wonky-eyed crazy, but Jessica Simpson is still smiling. At least she doesn’t have lipstick on her teeth, but she’s looking seriously rough. Jessica had better take a nice, restful nap before she s…
i think jessica is smart.. she aint stupidd
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