Ew! Touching foreigners is gross! (Unless they’re oil barons, of course.)
Man of the people George W. Bush shakes hand with Haitian, wipes hand on Bill Clinton’s shirt. Well who knows where that’s been?
Oh, W. You know perfectly well that there’s only one cure for poor germs. Say it with me: circle circle, dot dot, now you have a cootie shot. All better!
[Via Joe.My.God.]
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