RUTH STOOPS definitely would not do well at a Halifax apartment advertised for rent on Kijiji:
About us:
We are conservative, bible believing, God-fearing, born again, evangelical Christians. We interpret the bible literally in every way possible. We live a strict moral code and observe God’s laws in our everyday life. My wife stays at home and teaches our home-schooled children. I work as a pastor at a local congregation and am active in the faith community.
About you: (Tenant)
• You are employed
• You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
• You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
• You do not have any criminal history
• You must have excellent character references
• You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.
It gets even crazier with time limits on the “exercise yard” and I.D. bracelets. I wonder if the GOD WARRIOR moved to Halifax…?
Read the rest after the jump. Thanks to Mark for sending this in!