me: that is AMAZING
John: i laaaaughed last night. all of it = true. i had my first overpriced cosmo there in 2004. first and only
me: i haven’t been…but now i never will. the abbey makes me think of that macaulay culkin movie…which is set in nyc, so nvm
John: i have no idea what you’re talking about
me: it’s a movie about that club kid who killed someone or some shit
John: oh right – party monster, which i’ve never seen. and i’m surprised i know the title
me: when you know random things like that, i’m not surprised
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