Let’s just call this Jimmy Kimmel Day — first the talk show host teased us with a trailer for his Emmy hosting gig, and now he’s teasing children with the latest installment of his YouTube challenge, which asked parents to trick their kids into wearing horrible first-day-of-school outfits. Personally, this would have flat-lined any semblance of a relationship with my parents, as there was nothing more important to me than my back-to-school ensemble. Yes, I’m that gay.
Lucky you had a choice in your ensemble – my mother’s taste automatically made us laughing stocks off the school first day and every day. Of course floods are now in style – 40 years later.