How, you say? How is J.Crew — that purveyor of all things preppy — managing to make America gay? Good question. Fox News mouthpiece Dr. Keith Ablow says J.Crew encourages our culture to “abandon all trappings of gender identity — homogenizing males and females” with…wait for it…nail polish! His rant was sparked when creative director Jenna Lyons issued an email advertisement over the weekend in which her son has pink toenails. The caption read: “Lucky for me I ended up with a boy whose favorite color is pink. Toenail painting is way more fun in neon.” So, there you have it. Wear pink nail polish and, bam, you’re insatiable for peen.
(via Truman Says)
Awwww, that’s cute. But that little boy might get picked-on in school.
My grandfather was in the Navy in the 40s or the 50s, and when I was a kid he’d paint his toenails and stick flower decals over the dried paint. And I’m fairly sure he’s straight. LOL