Joe Cole is so cute, maybe that was the charge against him: “Mr we are locking you up ‘cos you are just adorable and it’s not safe how cute you are.”
They took away all his rights -and apparently also his clothes- until he learns to be less cute and he can be released back into society as a law-abiding -not cute any more- regular citizen.
Click down der to see his NSFWish PRISON PUSSY SHOTS and whatnot: