I held my breath for a whole cat-with-balanced-fruits minute when Mr Mallard sent me THIS yesterday morn.
I couldn’t compute how still and obedient the kitties were with FRUIT TOTEMS upon their paws. I mean, we do this with a friend’s cat, put stuff on her back until she notices, but she’s cross-eyed and has cat-dementia whereas these cats just seem calm and refined.
Click below to see the very same cats in boxes, heads-on-the-chopping-block style and also a video of Mr Corporal Cat with two-tone-bowl-helmet…yes sir, RIGHT AWAY SIR!