In the first of V-files’ new series “What the F*shion?”, Casey Jane Ellison takes us through her baaarst “LA-esque-ish” looks of kankle “parrnts”, off-the-shoulder [equals vegan-since-birth] crop tops and pixelated jegging mid-rift after effects.
It must be -like- so hard for huuuur because she totally has -like- deformed shoulders from being too fashionable-y and Tumblr-y to bother with posture [ie. I’m a coat hanger, durrrrr] and she -like- totally has a melt-down over her competing owl and bow dilemma but then she speed-dials God so don’t judge.
My personal favorite La-esque-ish accessories to go with these looks here ?! :
VALLEY GIRL ‘UPTALK’ EYE-LINER ?!
A LARYNX SANDWICH
EYE ROLL CLUTCH [for a pop of colRRRR] and
TYRANNOSAURUS LAX MINI TEXTING/TWEETING CLAW-LIMBS !
[and a “totes” tote bag for a more relaxed look]