Did you know “adulterating food” is a criminal offense? Oh, yes. A man named Anthony Garcia is set to plead guilty next week in New Mexico for serving three women samples of yogurt with his semen in it. The spunk went down at Sunflower Farmers Market, where Garcia was working in January. When sentenced, Garcia will face up to eight years in prison….where I’m pretty sure they serve yogurt.
(via Gawker)
How did the women know they were served semen-topped yogurt?