Chip Wilson better lock his doors tonight, because the hellfires of One-Million-Muffin-Tops (not to be confused with One-Million-Moms, though I’m sure some are also card-holding members) are about to eat him alive!
Lululemon owner Chip Wilson had the audacity to speak what everyone else in the world was thinking quiety to themselves when he went on Bloomberg TV’s Street Smart and said that not everyone can wear his brand of overpriced yoga pants.
“Frankly, some women’s bodies just don’t actually work for it, they don’t work for some women’s bodies… it’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it.”
The GAL, Chip! This is so “Nestle” of him, denying certain people of one of the world’s most valuable resources. YOGA PANTS.
So, wait. Is Chip saying that you need to be like way more Quiche and have more space between the thighs to really “rawk lulu”? I guess what it comes down to in the end that regardless of Chip’s opinion, is that if we don’t agree with what Chip has to say, he can just Namasté away from our wallets!
[via VancityBuzz]
Chip, please start making lululemon baklavas and wear them, cuz yur face isn’t up to snuff for public viewing.