If you’ve been remotely anywhere on the internet today, you’ve no doubt already been exposed to the disturbing imagery in 9-going-on-40-year-old Willow “Fresh Princess” Smith’s new Whip My Hair video (watch it after the jump). But now, let’s remember a baby pop-star of yesteryear: France’s toddler-pop sensation JORDY. Try getting this one out of your head afterward!
Thanks. Thanks for reminding us of this horror of a “song.” Jordy’s in his early 20’s now – how has he escaped a porn career?
That Smith girl is one creepy kid. Damn. I guess I should just be thankful that at least the song isn’t about gettin’ busy or anything? (It isn’t right? Or is “Whip My Hair” some kind of slang the kids are using for something?)
Also – she was born in 2000. That what this world is coming to. Pretty soon we’re gonna have “pop stars” in the womb. It’s not like we can’t autotune them from there, right? Just sayin’.