!! OMG, strictly dickly: Nets sign Jason Collins, first openly gay player in NBA history !!

The Brooklyn Nets have signed Jason Collins, the first openly gay player in the NBA!
Congrats to Jason, who inked a 10-day deal with the Nets and was already in uniform for last night’s game! Now, I don’t know much about sports n that — but I do know that this man is GHEY, so it’s time to celebrate n stuff!

I think if Jason bumps into Michael Sam this week, his words might be best expressed by quoting the Queen of Vine aka jstlivinbby, and those words are “BITCH, ME TOO! Da fuq! Hay HAYY! Yew ain’ special byeetch!”