!! OMG, The Worst Christmas Songs of All Time !!

Well hello grinches! All people sick of Christmas songs should make sure to check out (the sadly defunct) Feyfriends classic top ten list of worst Christmas songs! Though you might quibble with some of blogger Special Tyler’s selections, it’s hard not to salute his conviction in issuing opinions such as the following:

Does anyone really believe that ALL Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is “you”? Maybe by “you,” she means a cavernous Hamptons palace with 4 pillow rooms, a club soda bidet and 19 temperature controlled sleep-in closets for her dogs’ chef. Although I hate pretty much everything about this song, Mimi gets props for her business savvy. Since she is credited as a co-writer of this song, Mariah Carey is almost certainly the wealthiest woman in the entertainment biz this side of Courtney Thorne-Smith.


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11 Comments on "OMG, The Worst Christmas Songs of All Time"

  1. OMG! I also love “All I Want For Christmas Is You” — especially the Jermaine Dupri remix. Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without Mariah Carey!

  2. I love this song….this is one of the best Christmas songs. You are so WRONG!

  3. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | December 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm | Reply

    Ugh. WHY did you link to this boring fag’s blog!

  4. I can’t believe anyone thinks this is a bad christmas song. hardly. i can’t stand holiday music, but this is one of the best. along with the waitresses “christmas wrapping” and wham’s “last christmas”.
    If we’re talking awful christmas songs, “grandma got run over by a reindeer”, “christmas shoes” and “dominic the donkey” instantly come to mind.
    “all i want for christmas” is one of the better songs.

  5. ok….BEST christmas song (or damn near close) and how could they leave off EVERY christmas song done by christina aguilera?

  6. I’m so glad that, for once, I agree with everyone else! Three of my favorite Christmas songs are by Mariah. I could think of MANY worst songs (how about that song by the Waitresses…yuck). I also loved Hey Santa!, but I must admit that they must have been high on crack when they made that horrid video!

  7. you are so wrong. BEST christmas song ever!!

  8. Please… All I want Christmas Is You is a modern day Christmas classic. You can’t go to the mall without hearing it. Love it!

  9. OMG, this is the worst worst Christmas songs of all time list. No list is valid without Christmas Shoes. Also, All I Want For Christmas Is You is the second best Christmas song of all time after Christmas, Baby Please Come Home. Hang your head. Worst of all time. OMG. Worst.

  10. I like hs song. I think the MC could have done a better job in the video though.

  11. What~! Why does everyone have something against my baby Mariah!? Grr. Shes amazing… and this is a good song btw anywho!! ..Haters..

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