How, I would like to know, did two people as normal and beloved as Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson produce spawn that would grow up to become white rapper Chet Haze, a man who accosts women via Twitter with shirtless pics? Not that I’m complaining about the man-candy, but tweeting “Ladies…this is for you” isn’t exactly sexy. But then again neither is calling yourself Chet Haze when really you’re Chester Hanks.
(via Dlisted)
THANK GOD THIS IS FOR “WOMEN ONLY”!!!! THEY CAN GAZE LOVINGLY AT HIS NASTY ASS UGLINESS!!!
He looks like a turkey face. Nothing special. Let’s go and pluck somewhere else.
“Ladies… This is for you.” After getting some come-ons from girls and guys, though, Chester tweeted, “Yo, Shout out to ALL my fans—both straight and gay… #humbled but just so you know I’m straight lmao Ok Thanks.”
Guess he thought it was funny he had to set the record… straight.
lol i went to school with this guy. biggest douche ever. as in he would break out into spontaneous rap at the gym
Go on youtube and listen to Howard Stern’s rant on this guy. Hysterical. Chet Haze is a whigger from Beverly Hills? Oh please, sit down.
Does that tattoo say douche bag? Because it should.