Designer Ken Courtney, aka JUST ANOTHER RICH KID, has created some golden shoes that cost what they look like they would cost. I tried to spray-paint a pair of my Nikes gold a couple years ago, but they just flaked and got all over my roommate’s shoes and I had to throw them out. Poverty, it stole my golden shoes, but it did not steal my laughter. That’s right. I just quoted Jewel.
omg. i love the Kelly quoting. lol