Hey white outies (what’s an outie?) and hispanic honeys– have we got a catch for you! The above ad, placed by one 40-year-old UPS mail sorter named Malik, has been spotted on several phone booths around the city. Do you make the cut to zig-a-zig-ah?
The thing is, I know the perfect big-chested, hockey-loving, blonde-haired promisicuous honey for this guy– but her favorite color is mauve. Oh well.
[NY Post via Gawker]
Look closer Bmad – it’s definitely “cuties”.
On a side-note, I’m worried by anyone who writes notes in all caps.
This guy better talk to Hiroshi Ishiguro if he want’s a woman that perfect. You aint gonna find one lingering around a phonebooth.
FAKE
I’m thinkin it’s Cuties. My writing is similar.
My guess is it was supposed to say “Hotties”, hot “Outties”. Maybe spelling isn’t on his lists of musts?