Ever wanted to make your kids feel “more safe” before bed-time? Well now there’s My Parents Open Carry, a picture book that can teach them how to be a open-carrying, gun enthusiasts even earlier!
The picture-book follows a “typical Saturday running errands and having fun together” for 13-year-old Brenna Strong and her parents, say the authors. “What’s not so typical is that Brenna’s parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defence.”
My Parents Open Carry is, say the authors, “written in the hope of providing a basic overview of the right to keep and bear arms as well as the growing practice of the open carry of a handgun”, because “we fear our children are being raised with a biased view of our constitution and especially in regards to the 2nd Amendment”.
“Our goal was to provide a wholesome family book that reflects the views of the majority of the American people, ie, that self-defence is a basic natural right and that firearms provide the most efficient means for that defence,” they write. “Most kids aren’t scared of a gun … that’s another good point this book tries to make.”
First of all… that IS a good point! Come at us, bro! Kids ain’t scared! Second… THAT DAD ON THE COVER! … I mean, GURRRRL! Who you finna try with those eyes? That gun ain’t gonna protect you from THE TRUTH!
I guess we aren’t the only ones who find this concept ridiculous. The comment section for this book on Amazon is being punk’d harder than Rachel Ray‘s ‘Late Night Bacon’ recipe!
“This started out as a 5 Star rating, but quickly went downhill as the evening progressed,” wrote another. “After saying our prayers to Jesus and Charlton Heston, I sat on the edge of my kids’ bed to read them this book, when I shifted my position and accidentally set off my 9mil that was strapped to my hip, shooting myself in the thigh.”
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