OMG, Jeff Bezos is now buff because of Tom Cruise’s trainer
He’s got an express package for you – and it’s filled with BEEF! Speaking of evil overlords, Jeff Bezos has been downing the brotien shakes…
!! jeff bezsos !!
OMG, have you heard? Our Oily Tongan king returns to the Olympics
Pita Taufatofua and his oiled-up nips return to the Olympics [instinct] Cardi claps back at Rolling Stone for accusing her, a bisexual woman, of queerbaiting…