!! OMG, Jeff Bezos is now buff because of Tom Cruise’s trainer !!

» Posted By Igor On Thursday, December 30, 2021 | category: Celebs | 10 comments

He’s got an express package for you – and it’s filled with BEEF!

Speaking of evil overlords, Jeff Bezos has been downing the brotien shakes and now has a beach bod which is apparently c/o Tommy Girl Cruise‘s Valkyrie trainer. Eat it up, folks! Check out more if you dare after the jump.

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10 Comments on "OMG, Jeff Bezos is now buff because of Tom Cruise’s trainer"

  1. Geo | December 31, 2021 at 7:13 pm | Reply

    Speaking of the dick pics……has anyone seen them? No luck with Google.

  2. Dont be a bootlicker | December 31, 2021 at 10:31 am | Reply

    How cute ♥
    He’s taking the “eat the rich” literally and gaining mass to feed everyone.
    We will acknowledge this as the blade falls.

  3. Toni | December 31, 2021 at 2:00 am | Reply

    Perfect example of your not ugly just poor lol

  4. Colin | December 30, 2021 at 7:22 pm | Reply

    Great arms and traps, terrific vascularity, disappointing pecs.

  5. Dre | December 30, 2021 at 5:15 pm | Reply

    I will give him some. Come to dc Heff I got you

  6. b | December 30, 2021 at 2:23 pm | Reply

    nice and with that supposed giant peen he has ,he’s a zaddy

  7. Glen w Roebuck | December 30, 2021 at 1:17 pm | Reply

    Supposed to have a big dick too according to his leaked dick pic

  8. J. Wesley Maxx | December 30, 2021 at 12:46 pm | Reply

    Can we say “Human Growth Hormone” girls and boys. Ironic since he’s not human.

  9. Rad | December 30, 2021 at 12:45 pm | Reply

    After watching “Don’t look up”, I have a new and perspective on Mr. Bezoz. How soon until he’s off-world…?

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