!! OMG, Jeff Bezos is now buff because of Tom Cruise’s trainer !!

He’s got an express package for you – and it’s filled with BEEF!

Speaking of evil overlords, Jeff Bezos has been downing the brotien shakes and now has a beach bod which is apparently c/o Tommy Girl Cruise‘s Valkyrie trainer. Eat it up, folks! Check out more if you dare after the jump.


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10 Comments on "OMG, Jeff Bezos is now buff because of Tom Cruise’s trainer"

  1. Speaking of the dick pics……has anyone seen them? No luck with Google.

  2. Dont be a bootlicker | December 31, 2021 at 10:31 am | Reply

    How cute ♥
    He’s taking the “eat the rich” literally and gaining mass to feed everyone.
    We will acknowledge this as the blade falls.

  3. Perfect example of your not ugly just poor lol

  4. Great arms and traps, terrific vascularity, disappointing pecs.

  5. I will give him some. Come to dc Heff I got you

  6. nice and with that supposed giant peen he has ,he’s a zaddy

  7. Glen w Roebuck | December 30, 2021 at 1:17 pm | Reply

    Supposed to have a big dick too according to his leaked dick pic

  8. Can we say “Human Growth Hormone” girls and boys. Ironic since he’s not human.

  9. After watching “Don’t look up”, I have a new and perspective on Mr. Bezoz. How soon until he’s off-world…?

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