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!! OMG, WHAT? Kate Beckinsale says her daughter’s boyfriend LAID TWO EGGS! !!

“He laid two eggs in a week.”

We’ll have whatever Kate is having…

In TMI story news: Beckinsale was on Kimmel and claims her daughter’s boyfriend went to the bathroom, panicked, and announced, “I’ve laid an egg.” Beckinsale thought he was joking until she heard the details: the object had

“a full shell, it’s got a yolk,” and looked like it “came out the bit that it would come out of a hen.”

She said he was “genuinely scared,” crushed it to see the inside, and confirmed there was a yolk — “like a hard-boiled one,” she noted, explaining that it seemingly cooked inside him. A week later, while Lily was flying back to New York, Beckinsale received another text: “He’s done it again.”

She then texted several doctors she knows and those doctors passed the mystery along to their medical school friends. “The whole of America was involved,” she told Kimmel.

Not the WHOLE OF AMURRICA! Can’t believe it? Check out the story from Kate’s mouth above!

!! OMG, Burning Man’s ORGY DOME has been devastated by winds, will not return next year !!

In news that is likely giving Christian QAnon chemtrail-believers fodder for believing in God’s punishment against this PURE SIN: Burning Man’s infamous ORGY DOME has been destroyed by high winds!

Since 2003, the Orgy Dome has been a fixture at Burning Man, the annual gathering in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada where participants celebrate self-expression, art and community. Operated by the nonprofit And Then There’s Only Love, the dome offers an air-conditioned, sex-positive space for couples and groups to gather under strict consent rules. It has hosted thousands each year, with as many as 8,000 participants in recent festivals.

The collapse followed a weekend of brutal storms that battered this year’s event, which began Sunday, Aug. 24.

“Our structure was destroyed by the winds yesterday,” the group posted on Instagram on day two of the event. “We hope to be able to offer some workshops if possible, but what remains of the dome is beyond repair.”

Sorry, folks! Now you’ll have to find other ways to get sand in your vagina! Check out more pics of the mess after the jump!

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