OMG, and the Monday morning DUI goes to: Samantha Ronson
Well, by comparison, Lindsay Lohan’s little spot with a New Zealand puppet (see below) doesn’t look so bad. Lindsay’s one-time love Samantha Ronson was arrested…
!! Fail !!
OMG, things that make no sense: LiLo’s Air New Zealand commercial
WTF AIR NEW ZEALAND?!?!?!?! Is a house-bound, train wreck shadow of the former Lindsay Lohan really a draw for customers?
OMG, ABC likes dead cats: Sort of
Question: If someone was hoarding dead cats, would you aid their recovery by letting them buy more cats? Because, apparently, that’s Good Morning America‘s policy….
OMG, hold down your lunch: A Japanese rollercoaster
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good ride (harhar), but at about the 1:45 mark I start to get a lil vommy. Which is…
OMG, in Jesus’ name: A NASCAR prayer
Although he’s clearly insane, this “pastor” should at least receive credit for his shameless enthusiasm. And for using the phrase “boogity, boogity, boogity” in prayer.
OMG, he smells old and spicy: Fabio
Fabio’s new gig as the Old Spice guy comes as a bit of a surprise because here I was assuming his armpits smelled like fake…
OMG, winning, duh: Bad Date Bingo
What’s depressing is that I’ve been on all of these dates (except for maybe the “checked other girls out” category — that, at least, hasn’t…