Kah-dooz to Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps! Never one to be outdone for crass self-promotion/humiliation, Mrs. the Countess has become the latest “Real Housewife” to release a shockingly bad dance single. It’s sure to start busting up the charts a la Kim Zolciak’s Tardy For the Party before you can say prostitution whore!
Shall we take a listen?
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It’s called Elegance is Learned. How true! Little known fact: Mrs. The Countess majored in Elegance at the University of Phoenix! As to speculations about where she studied music, let’s just say that she makes Kim Zolciak sound like Edith Piaf…
(Via DListed)
Money can, however, buy a bucket in which to carry a tune.
How delusional and self indulgent.