Kah-dooz to Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps! Never one to be outdone for crass self-promotion/humiliation, Mrs. the Countess has become the latest “Real Housewife” to release a shockingly bad dance single. It’s sure to start busting up the charts a la Kim Zolciak’s Tardy For the Party before you can say prostitution whore!
Shall we take a listen?
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It’s called Elegance is Learned. How true! Little known fact: Mrs. The Countess majored in Elegance at the University of Phoenix! As to speculations about where she studied music, let’s just say that she makes Kim Zolciak sound like Edith Piaf…