OMG, Nancy Pelosi will break your balls
Just ask this poor reporter. (via Towleroad)
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, How Daring: Monkey and Goat Walk a Tightrope!
A goat walks a tightrope while a monkey sits on its back! (It would be better if the monkey did tricks too, though.)
OMG, please wash your hands
OMG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Hand sanitizers DO NOT kill viruses, including H1N1 (swine flu), regular flu, and the common cold. You still need to wash your…
OMG, how deadly: Ice Skating Bears
If we learned anything from the Tonya Harding Incident of ’94, it’s never trust anything on skates. Of course, that applies double to bears! Whether…
OMG, how dangerous: Sexual arson
The Onion‘s Raw Justice program gets inside the mind of a man who sets fire for his own perverse pleasure. Whoever wrote the script for…
OMG, how inventive: Lay-Z-Boy driver
A 61-year-old man driving his converted lawnmower-powered reclining chair home from a bar in Minnesota got totally caught by the cops. Because he was drunk,…
OMG, Balloon Boy
BREAKING! BREAKING! So I’m on the bus right now and am clearly missing out on the story of the century, but I guess all of…