OMG how terrifying: Nature
Let me paint you a picture. The Japanese Giant Hornet (pictured above) is about three inches long and shoots flesh-melting venom into your eyes. While…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, he died: Brad Renfro
One-time teen heartthrob Brad Renfro has passed away. The 25 year-old star of The Client and Bully was found dead in his home in Los…
OMG I love Bjork
According to THIS ARTICLE, Bjork ripped a photographer’s shirt right off his back at the airport in Auckland, New Zealand. God damn I love that…
OMG, how tricky: Butt implants
This poor lady… She’s got defective butt implants and is looking for a little sympathy from her local news station, and all she gets is…
OMG, he supports rapists: Mike Huckabee
The Huffington Post has obtained letters that land Republican Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee in a big heap of trouble. In 1999, when Huckabee was governor…
OMG, how unsafe: Brooklyn
I’m sure living in Brooklyn isn’t really that scary, but the police blotter at The Brooklyn Paper is very long and colorful. All that crime…
OMG, God hates the world
Happy Monday from Shirley Phelps-Roper and the rest of the folks at Westboro Baptist Church! They’ve branched out from crafty sign-making to songwriting and choral…