OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’
My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on. Whaaaaaat?! Well these…
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OMG, this year was packed full: Celebrity Bulges of 2012
From muddy bulges, to heroic bulges, from magic bulges to Hammy bulges, HERE is Papermag’s top 15 bulges of 2012. BULGEY!
OMG, Cabbage-paatch baatch: Kale Klothes
Wow, this girl’s a hungry lady-pal; leave her alone in the red room and she’ll start eating her own clothes within the hour. She does…
OMG, Waffle Couture: Louis Vuitton Waffle Maker
Can I order the Louis Vuitton Waffles, with extra Guccheese and sliced Dolce&Banana on top? Oh and a glass of Orange Choo’s, with pulp. Thanks….
OMG, jaywalking crimp’n’crump: Phil & The Argos Cheerleaders
On his lunch-hour from editing FABMAGAZINE, Phil popped over the road for a taco-in-a-bag and then…well then Solange…and then, well then ^this^ happened. Phil really…
OMG, Warm Pleatherette: James Franco’s ‘Interior. Leather Bar.’
Originally James Franco wanted to remake the 1980s movie ‘Cruising’, alas, when refused the rights, he then looked to Filmmaker Travis Mathews to embark on…
OMG, gross: Flesh Prep Kitchenette
Finally, thinking ahead. Weeks have gone by and everything has been pillaged and destroyed and the only thing around is rotty botty. Here’s a great…