Found unconscious in his office this morning, Evangelical leader Jerry Falwell has died in the hospital of something heart-related.
Cue mass speculation as to where his soul is sitting its big fat ass right now. The possibilities are much more interesting if you believe in reincarnation.
he’s not only merely dead,
he’s really most sincerely dead.
HE IS NOW BURNING IN HELL.
Assiduous homophobe, certified non-religious whacko, ubiquitous bigot, fanatical liar, morbidly obese, authoritarian, blathering idiot, amoral, hedonistic, manipulative, prejudiced, and egotistical. Was one of the leading terrorists trying to undermine the secular nature of the U. S. legal system by conspiring with the bush administration, and putting no less than 150 of his highly unqualified ‘law school’ graduates (religious zealots) into key positions in the U. S. government. Earth is much better off now that he has expired. Kind of seems unique that he has of late been spouting his excrement about ‘The End Of Days being very near!’ Perhaps he had a revelation, because he certainly is at The End Of His Days. Hallelujah!
Here it comes … wait for it …. it’s … I …. nope, nothing.
I still don’t care.
Oh well, champagne anyone?
Jack – you said two down and you said Robertson & Phelps; you are half right. Phelps although annoying is not a threat like Robertson and Dobson (Focus On The Family). Phelps will eventually die and be forgotten…his followers are his family. Here’s to something awful happening at the funeral to take out the rest of ’em!
Falwell is busy getting gang fucked by Teletubbies in hell.
1 down, 2 to go. (Robertson and Phelps)
I say look on his computer! I’d bet money there’s pictures of those awful homosexuals without cloths on. tee hee!