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OMG, busted: “Porn Inspector”

» Posted By Graydon On Thursday, August 14, 2008 | category: Faux | 1 comment

33-year-old Andrew Libby was arrested after he impersonated a detective and took movies from a porn store. I wonder if he wore his “Federal Boobie…

OMG, she faked it: Lin Miaoke

» Posted By Graydon On Wednesday, August 13, 2008 | category: Faux | 7 comments

Nothing has been this fake since Ashlee Simpson hoe-downed on Saturday Night Live. According to the NEW YORK TIMES, Lin Miaoke (above right) lip-synced her…

OMG, she’s still got it: Angelyne

» Posted By Frank On Tuesday, August 12, 2008 | category: Celebs, Faux | 2 comments

Angelyne rose to superstardom (to some, anyway) in the 1980s when she purchased billboards all around the Los Angeles area showing herself in various suggestive…

OMG, Madonna is becoming a puppet

» Posted By Frank On Thursday, July 31, 2008 | category: Celebs, Faux | 3 comments

After those freaky plastic surgery photos were leaked the other day, we were all wondering about Madonna’s ultimate aesthetic goal. Voila. She is becoming Madame….

OMG, Pride Parade sets back gay acceptance

» Posted By Graydon On Thursday, June 26, 2008 | category: Faux | 10 comments

“I’d always thought gays were regular people, just like you and me, and that the stereotype of homosexuals as hedonistic, sex-crazed deviants was just a…