!! For ladies who aspire to mogwai weight !!

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There is a new type of scale that deemphasizes actual weight and focuses instead on unhealthy comparisons. A person’s specific weight in pounds can fluctuate so much anyway, like if your bladder is really full or you just ate a piece of pizza, so it’s better to know that you weigh somewhere in the ballpark of Gizmo the mogwai, or maybe if you’re going for that lean, twinkish look, you want to weight as much as the Karate Kid. But heavier folks have some fun characters to identify with as well: Mr. Ed and King Kong are both very endearing.