Light a candle tonight for the days when these posters would get OK’ed by a room full of executives and somehow be published expecting to audience to never question the reality of the image! RIP, we miss you bad Photoshop movie posters!
Check out a full gallery of some of the best from yesteryear after the jump!
Someone start a GoFundMe!
Elon Musk woke up this week to find a $650 billion reported hit to his fortune over just five weeks as Tesla and SpaceX took a nosedive together.
Six weeks ago, Elon Musk was the richest person who had ever lived. On June 16, three days after SpaceX closed its June 12, 2026 initial public offering, SpaceX’s market capitalization hit an all-time high of $2.64 trillion, and Musk’s paper wealth peaked near $1.45 trillion. By the close on July 23, the Bloomberg Billionaires Index pegged him at roughly $738 billion. Somewhere between $650 billion and $700 billion of paper fortune has vaporized in about five weeks. He is, for the moment, still the wealthiest person on the planet by a wide margin, about $650 billion ahead of the next-richest person.
In addition to his big loss this week, SpaceX’s looming lockup expiration, larger than the entire IPO float, could flood the market with shares and extend Musk’s losses further.
Ooh, gorl! Sorry to all the people investing and supporting in this chopped unc!
Is Kelly Clarkson the only daytime host willing to describe her own gastrointestinal apocalypse on network television before noon? Quite possibly. Kelly has never been one to keep her bodily disasters to herself and on her show this week, the singer launched into a full anatomy-of-a-meltdown story about a bad salad, a work trip, and roughly 48 hours she described as “Bridesmaids ain’t got sh*t on what happened.”…
John Early refuses to let Maddie go, and frankly, neither do we.
The comedian has teamed up with perfumer Marissa Zappas for an actual, purchasable fragrance inspired by his directorial debut Maddie’s Secret, and blessed us with a prestige-perfume ad that screams the 90s to match.
Check it out above!
Your favorite gameshow is back! This time with John Early and Kate Berlant of MADDIE’S SECRET. Before getting to YOUR rooms, John tells us what it’s like to have an ex turn your house into a movie set, Kate shows us her Noren, and I re-ignite my beef with a printer that almost ruined a wedding I officiated.
Then we get to YOUR rooms, while investigating we ask ourselves questions like: How much pain is this lesbian in? Is this person a mad genius? So, he’s a hot guy who dresses like a butch? Why are we so hungry?
Check out the hilarious duo shooting their shot above!
Barbara caught the world up on what she’s been up to and who’s she’s been hanging with in heaven. (Cheri somehow kept it together like a pro despite the Andy and Anderson giggling like schoolkids over her entire impression!)
Check out the return of Baba Wawa above!
Kate Berlant is America’s sweetheart: actress, writer, comedian, and co-host of Poog with Jacqueline Novak. She made waves with her one-woman show KATE, had us hollering through her Hulu special Cinnamon in the Wind, and currently stars alongside John Early in Maddie’s Secret, in theaters now.
But what’s her TH© tolerance? Watch her go milligram for milligram with our host on High Ones, where they get into the limits of language, the rise of the technocracy, and the heart-opening effects of Rose Delights.